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Location: Tuzla
31 years old

About me
Hello there.

I am a fun manic pixie dream girl type (leave out the pixie, though. I'm kinda tall.) seeking a handsome fellow with nice hair who is full of sociopathic charm. Have you ever seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? You have? Fantastic. If you are often compared to the dashing Dennis Reynolds then you're just the guy I'm looking for. I can't tolerate crybaby weirdos and need someone with a delusional amount of high self-esteem. I'm fine with you being a lazy trust fund guy. Actually, I prefer it. Let's retire together.

If you dress up like a busted David Bowie and sing creepy songs I'll be on the sidelines cheering you on. Your good looks overcompensate for any faults you may have.

I'm very judgmental and would love someone to join me. Does that girl have a dead tooth? Gross. Let's make biting (ha) remarks about her. Is your friend illiterate? Let's host an intervention for him involving guns and beating pots and pans together.

I'm pretty cute, 7.2 and up, but am not posting a picture on here because I don't wanna run into the Charlie types who I ignore. That could get weird.

Si hablo espanol,. BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME , MAKE SURE YOU READ ALL OF MY INFORMATION FIRST.. .

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